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You Call This An Apocalypse?

by The Very Bad Days

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1.
Furthermore 03:11
I was thinking the other day: Why do good men die? Why do criminals get away? Why do they nail down a coffin lid anyway? Because of zombies. If it’s a secret, then where is the King? What crashed at Roswell and made it a thing? Why is there a French fry in my onion rings? Conspiracy. Do you think that if I told it, you would have the power to control it? You can’t have everything; how would you hold it? And furthermore… Only scientists can tell us: who builds robots so rebellious? No use hiding, they can smell us. Will the rains take our lives? When the flood waters come, will the wicked survives? Did Noah keep bees in his ark hives? I submit that he did. In the event the protagonist dies, who will be the hero when the villains arrive? The one who saves the city will get a surprise! You think it’s bees? I think it's bees.
2.
Socrates was just a boy when he discovered dialectics and aesthetics was a part of his genetics as he paved the way for modern thought. Why is there something at all when nothing it could also be? I don’t know. But it’s better than not. But here below the Cogito, where the ego flows into the Void, we argued over insidious intent and oyster shells. But when I made you laugh I learned what nothing can achieve when it just be. And logically it seems that it’s really gotta make you think when I go like this. Nietzsche was just a man, yet he slayeth the tyrant god. And if God can’t keep itself alive, who can? Dante Alighieri found the Way was very scary and he gave up. Long before it all began, you sang a hymn, you made it grim, you let a little skin peek out your habit, and I fell into the Hell that is your apoca-lips against my own, I felt a little soul inside my bones. And like the pagans know, it’s really gonna due your devil when I go like this. Sometimes when we’re alone together I can feel the dreadful rhythm of love coming out your body with every beat of your heart. It’s pounding all the dust out of your hair and raining down like skin cells on your cheek. I freak out a little when I think about it. That's what I'm trying to say.
3.
You paint it ugly to kiss it better A princess in a dirty sweater A foolish chump A stupid bum A sorry wasted time Put it in a letter, sealed with piss and vinegar Stamp hard upon my heart and let it go There's no living larger than life because everyone is living a lie some die harder and some die young But baby no one here is leaving alive There is not a hope, you can stop all your praying I don’t think anyone is listening in to the chaotic emaciated ugliness of feeling like nothing So paint it up ugly and put a pretty bow on it Cram-it down my throat for years and years Tell me that I'm wrong Stab me through the middle Tear me apart and prey it disappears All-so that my soul can let it go There's no living larger than life because everyone is living a lie some die harder and some die young But baby no one here is leaving alive There is not a hope, you can stop all your praying I don’t think anyone is listening in to the chaotic emaciated ugliness of feeling like nothing There's no living larger than life because everyone is living a lie some die harder and some die young But baby no one here is leaving alive There is no escape, you can stop all your praying I don’t think anyone is listening in to the chaotic emaciated ugliness of feeling like nothing
4.
Uptown Town 04:02
There’s a road we walked down I swore I’d never go down without you. And there’s a place in Uptown I go to when I’m thinking about you. Our old haunt, our one detente after the bullshit: Beer, laughs, and caffeine. Now I’m stumbling down Lake Street looking for your ghost in these memories. On this Minnesota night, alone and drunk beneath the city lights, your transcendent memory is warming up my soul. There’s a coffee shop on 26th and Lynd that we walked to. We spent hours there, over alcohol and caffeination, I fell for you. Your dark hair was curling down from a white knit cap to your shoulders. We made handprints in the frosted over glass as I got bolder, and on that Minnesota night, alone and drunk beneath the city lights, your transcendent kiss was warming up my soul. And I was thinking that you’re the one I wanna be with, you’re the girl I think I wanna drag into this cogent argument for a life. Porters, lagers, coffee ales. Now you’re gone, and God knows it is colder than ever (and it’s just November). And all of these streets seem so empty. I just can’t explain it, but on this Minnesota night, alone and drunk beneath the city lights, I can feel your soul and it’s warming up my bones. You’re the one I wanna be with, you’re the girl I think I wanna drag into this cogent argument for a life. Porters, lagers, coffee ales.
5.
Inundation 03:09
She's a glimpse of my desire The perfect soul to stop the fire Ooh A silhouette clothed in skin Radiating from within Everything I have been longing for this, This temporary tease Float along for the ride Meandering side by side But she's at the mouth and I'm stuck in the source Try to find a way downstream Stationary, frustrated scream Given a sail but I'm all out of wind Inundated Sinking fast Inundated This won't last, it won't last, it won't last This won't last Oh, she's a glimpse of my desire The perfect soul to stop the fire But she can't extinguish a fire when she's not even there Flesh and blood a shadow now Her entrance made, she took a bow She hooked my dried up heart and cast me aflood Inundated Sinking fast Inundated This won't last, it won't last, it won't last This won't last She won't last She didn't last I'll be stuck here forever: Inundation
6.
Broken-hearted, desperate hope, you sank to the sandy bottom of your despair. And there you'll wait for now. Deep and dark and all but grown old, you're holding these joyful memories in your lungs. Alone as you close your eyes. Unhappy Kathy, hold your breath and sink down down down to the bottom. You've no lips with which to drink your wine and soothe your aching soul. Unhappy Kathy, hold your breath and sink down down down to the bottom. You've no legs with which to see this world and know that you are loved. Unhappy Kathy, hold your breath and sink down down down to the bottom. You've no lips with which to drink your wine and soothe your aching soul. Unhappy Kathy, as your breath grows thin, surrendering now to the hope that you’ll find comfort in the weight that lifts your heart and lets you go. Unhappy Kathy, you have left us all behind to find the joy of being weightless. Being faithless, you have laughed into the void. And I can't think of a better way to be than in control of your own destiny. You can't live any better than free. You can't die any better than the ghost of the waters, Unhappy Kathy. Unhappy Kathy, hold your breath and sink down down down to the bottom. You've no lips with which to drink your wine and soothe your aching soul. Unhappy Kathy, as your breath grows thin, surrendering now to the hope that you’ll find comfort in the weight that lifts your heart and lets you go.

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We want to thank everyone who made the end of the world happen. Frankly, it was time.

The past few years have been difficult for all of us.
 If the world was going to end, wouldn’t it have been nice to have at least a couple of zombies? Maybe a Godzilla or an alien invasion? All we got was murder hornets and a thousand commercials saying “In these unprecedented times...”

In this nuclear blast of an EP, The Very Bad Days explore the many ways our worlds end every day. In a cataclysm of 90’s nostalgia and garage band goodness, the trio of Minneapolis doomsday prophets explores the “soft apocalypses” of broken hearts, long-lost loves, silly but heartfelt over- philosophizing, and the real-life suicide of a dolphin named Kathy.

In these unprecedented times, there’s no shortage of terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days to sing about.

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released June 24, 2022

©2022 The Very Bad Days, Daniel Goodroad, Aric Bieganek, Brian Reed

Album produced by Cloverleaf Audio-Visual, Saint Paul MN
Producer & Recording Engineer: Matt Ebso
Assistant Engineer: Maximiliano Frini
Mix Engineer: Jun Yang Ng
Mastering Engineer: Greg Reierson, Rareform Mastering
www.cloverleaf.audio

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Grim humor punk | Catchy tunes about terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days

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